Here’s the story / of Suzy’s Saturn / which was on the market ready to be sold
All the problems it was having  / annoyed it’s owner / most of all, that it was old
It’s a story / of a girl named Angela / who was forced to live in her parents’ home
They were three people / living all together / yet they were all alone
Till the one day when Angie met Miss Suzy / Then she knew the Saturn perfectly met her needs
That she wanted to park that car in her driveway  / About that time, the Saturn began to overheat